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[mrsnesbitt]

The one and only.

That's a joke. There's literally millions of me.

What happened?

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but only one who's captured the hearts and minds of the adoring public!

uh. well long story short, none of my texts are going to the right people.

someone kept bugging me about wanting to pet sit my shark for me, and i just wanted them to back off.

[mrsnesbitt]

Aw.

[that did actually make him feel warm inside. congrats.]

Good to know my response was accurate, then.
I do hope this person learns a lesson in when to back off.

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just telling it like it is!

thanks, i hope so too.